So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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