Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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