apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
operation harelip BJ is a go
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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