it wasn't lemon gatorade
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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