I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You can make out without kissing
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