How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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