i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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