you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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