she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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