she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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