5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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