Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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