she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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