This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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