Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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