it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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