This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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