there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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