does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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