dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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