you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
