remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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