i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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