So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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