So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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