Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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