People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I am naked and annoyed.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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