He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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