Umm I'm too high to move.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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