Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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