Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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