I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I got inside last night via doggy door
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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