She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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