I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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