I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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