I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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