people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
