He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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