please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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