he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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