drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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