Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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