Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Randomize
