Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Michael Bay diarrhea
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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