i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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