Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
