I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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