I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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