I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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