We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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