no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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