guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
just found out that she named her cat after me.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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