Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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