...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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