thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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