All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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