there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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